I’m at work (Walmart)
And I see this cart
There are TWO of these carts full of squirrel salad plates
I think someone found boxes of these fuckers somewhere because harvest season is long over and there are HUNDREDS of these plates.
Who ordered this many in the first place, did they think they’d be that popular? Three hundred squirrel salad plates?
Before I break.
so we were talking about gender diversity in anthropology and my professor was asking for the definition of each letter in “LGBTQA” and when we got to the A i said “asexual” and my professor says “actually it stands for ally” and i unhinged my jaw and a swarm of locusts flew out of my mouth and attacked every straight person in the room true story
They dropped Harry; he hit the ground, slipped on the rock, and fell, grazing his arms, then scrambled back up, raising his wand and staring around. Dumbledore was on his feet again, pale as any of the surround-ing Inferi, but taller than any too, the fire dancing in his eyes; his wand was raised like a torch and from its tip emanated the flames, like a vast lasso, encircling them all with warmth. The Inferi bumped into each other, attempting, blindly, to escape the fire in which they were enclosed…
[aggressively hums the Game of Thrones theme at you progressively louder over the next month]
“You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.”
Harry Potter Meme: ♕ Six Spells, Magical Creatures, Potions and/or Objects6/6 Felix Felicis
She felt older than her fourteen years. If ever she had truly been a girl, that time was done.
Shailene Woodley for The Hollywood Reporter
Amy Pond + Sass